TODAY CAN EAT A DICK.

[yzak]

TODAY HATES MEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

So the not bad, first. We had a trainee! Who worked with me and Kate. She was cool, we trained her. We are cool beans.

THEN TONIGHT SOB.

Okay so when we seat people ... we're supposed to put them in the seats on their tickets, duh. Because people are in groups! So they are sitting together, and if they're not in the right seats and OTHER groups come in and are supposed to be in X seat, then it gets confusing and not fun at all. When we have bad houses, we move people down right before the show starts if we can. When we're full/near full, they gotta sit where their tickets say.

And usually people are in groups. Sometimes groups of 5, 10. Sometimes we get classes and it hits 30+, which is pretty hectic as is when it gets that high.

106 people.

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. It was terrible and we were still training the girl and poor Brenda wanted to snap the one lady's neck because she was a BITCH and the backlog from behind them because we had to make sure they were in the RIGHT SEATS because it was a full house tonight and they were all CHILDREN and sdjkfhskfhjka.

AND THAT'S NOT EVEN THE WORST PART OF THE NIGHT.

Like I've said before, Greased Lightning to Ace is what Beauty School Dropout was to Taylor Hicks. In terms of lol we will take pictures!!1 SO WE HAWK. And there was a guy doing it of course, so it was UP TO ME!!!!!!!

... I slipped on the stairs and FUCKED UP MY ANKLE SO BADLY. I was in pain for the rest of the show, slow as hell, had to stand like a dumbass, took forever to carry my chair to the corner. Like ... when it happened, I freaked out. I AM NOT GOOD WITH PAIN AND STUFF especially since I assume the worst so I was like OH FUCK I'M GOING TO DIE WHAT IF I BROKE MY FOOT!!!! My ears rang and my eyes got all funky for a couple of minutes until I was able to calm down. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THAT IS OR WHY IT HAPPENS TO ME but it did and. ;o; Uwah. And it still hurts so much.

The ironic part. Someone had some candy ... of like, body parts. And when they gave me one I got a ... foot. SOB.

And now I want to do this meme to make me feel better.

You see me in the back of a police car.

What have I been arrested for?

Comments

[lacus.livejournal.com]

For being a barbarian wench.

(I could think up like 9000 of these)

[gaignun.livejournal.com]

BWUAHAHAHA, I would be arrested proudly for that. \o\

(I CAN ACCEPT 9000 THINGS >D)

[melonshalfoff.livejournal.com]

Pedophilia.

[gaignun.livejournal.com]

HEY

HEY

[melonshalfoff.livejournal.com]

I am sure they could get you for touching Pinky, she doesn't look legal.

... wait no that's statutory.

[gaignun.livejournal.com]

BUT SHE LIKES IT!

[melonshalfoff.livejournal.com]

STOCKHOLM'S!!!!

[gaignun.livejournal.com]

DIRTY LIES!

[comeontoushi.livejournal.com]

RESISTING ARREST!

... this is just getting worse and worse for you.

[gaignun.livejournal.com]

SHE CAN TESTIFY THAT SHE LOVED IT.

[melonshalfoff.livejournal.com]

Anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of law.

[pinkandkhaki]

BUT LESBIAN AUNT. >:

[melonshalfoff.livejournal.com]

ICON RELATED?

[pinkandkhaki]

Iyaaa~

[comeontoushi.livejournal.com]

Oh man I am on the two accounts with the lesbian attack icons. HILARITY.

[pinkandkhaki]

It balances out the gay from Xingba and Ryoutarou?

[bellsofsteel.livejournal.com]

These icons are so straight.

[pinkandkhaki]

Uh-huh.

[melonshalfoff.livejournal.com]

I can upload the doujins.

[gaignun.livejournal.com]

STOP LESBIAN ATTACKING MY LOLI.

[melonshalfoff.livejournal.com]

I WILL BREAK YOUR HANDS

AND THEN I WILL JOIN YOU IN THE POLICE CAR FOR ASSAULT

[gaignun.livejournal.com]

AND FOR PEDOPHILIA.

WE'LL BE EVEN.

[melonshalfoff.livejournal.com]

YOU STILL HAVE STATUTORY

[gaignun.livejournal.com]

OH YEAH.

WELL YOU STILL HAVE. YOUR FACE.

SO THERE.

[comeontoushi.livejournal.com]

AND YOU'RE A BAGEL FUCKER

[pinkandkhaki]

......Dear god, on what occasion would you need to bring over a hundred people? D:

Also, re: meme
Molesting a bagel.

[gaignun.livejournal.com]

APPARENTLY A BARMITZVAH? KID HAD TOO MANY FRIENDS, WTF.

And damn it I knew that one was coming.

[pinkandkhaki]

Eeeeeep.

I'm surprised nobody said it earlier. Alternatively, I would say for molesting someone with a mullet.

[gaignun.livejournal.com]

...

I probably would do that. IS MULLET-FUCKING A CRIME.

[pinkandkhaki]

AS MUCH AS BAGEL MOLESTING IS.

[gaignun.livejournal.com]

IT'S SOOOOOOOO NOT.

[helike]

I can fully sympathize with you on the ankle part *huggle*

[gaignun.livejournal.com]

Sob yeah I am between doctor's appointments right now because it hasn't gotten any better since last night. T^T

[helike]

Ouch :/ But you know what? When I sprained mine it took some time before it got better.

[gaignun.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I never hurt it this bad before, though I had sprained it as a kid. I had no fractures or anything, so it just seems like a bad sprain, so that's good. XD Even though I flail because I dunno if I'll be able to make it to work until this weekend. T^T And am like aaaah no I want to work.

[helike]

When I sprained my, a part of my feet was dark purple -.- Mom make some cold compress for me and for a few days I was wearing an elastic band of it. Kind of helped. But it still hurts, even now -.-

[dilettantka.livejournal.com]

Transporting a bagel across state lines for illicit purposes.

[gaignun.livejournal.com]

OUR LOVE IS LIKE RAIN.

[asrimal.livejournal.com]

:( Sorry to hear that Murphy hates you.

But to answer your meme. Being TOO awesome.

[gaignun.livejournal.com]

SOB thank you. Luckily my job is cool so stuff like this is not TOO frequent but.

WOOO \o/