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HEY FRIENDSLIST. POP QUIZ.
One of the Brooks's ushers got to hang out for a few minutes with Ace on line in the pizza place at the corner of the block of the theater!
One of the Brooks's ushers got attacked* in front of the pizza place at the corner of the block of the theater.
Guess which one was me.
Hint: I was not retelling my story happily when I got to work.
* Attacked meaning walking past a crazy guy who started screaming about something the moment you walk by and then reaching out and hitting you in the arm FOR NO REASON AT ALL. You are wearing a thick jacket so are fine and WALK AS FAST AS YOU CAN AWAY FROM THAT SHIT because what the fuck.
Why does fate hate me. I WOULD RATHER HAVE BEEN USHER NUMBER 1 HANDS DOWN. Sob. Sob.
I felt better after the show since I made $5 in tips to put toward the donations they are taking. And Kirsten and Ace doing their stripping joke thing at the curtain call and one of the girls in the audience going "GET NAKED!"
One of the Brooks's ushers got to hang out for a few minutes with Ace on line in the pizza place at the corner of the block of the theater!
One of the Brooks's ushers got attacked* in front of the pizza place at the corner of the block of the theater.
Guess which one was me.
Hint: I was not retelling my story happily when I got to work.
* Attacked meaning walking past a crazy guy who started screaming about something the moment you walk by and then reaching out and hitting you in the arm FOR NO REASON AT ALL. You are wearing a thick jacket so are fine and WALK AS FAST AS YOU CAN AWAY FROM THAT SHIT because what the fuck.
Why does fate hate me. I WOULD RATHER HAVE BEEN USHER NUMBER 1 HANDS DOWN. Sob. Sob.
I felt better after the show since I made $5 in tips to put toward the donations they are taking. And Kirsten and Ace doing their stripping joke thing at the curtain call and one of the girls in the audience going "GET NAKED!"
